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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Musings on physics...my way!

"Ekam sat vipra bahutha vathanthi" means god is only one and is called in multiple names. But i think that "ONE" plays with duality and prefers physics among all subjects and the proof for the same is in the way he runs the world.

  • God has blended "uncertainty principle" in our whole life and this is the aspect that offers so much fun in anticipation, ambiguity...
  • He runs it based on "Quantum theory" from Monday to Thursday where the quantum of work increases so that iam always long on work and short on time. He runs the world based on "wave thoery" on friday, saturday and sundays, where the wavy nature gets into my (our) mind thats offers lot more options that are attractive then and gets complicated later.
  • Closely interlinked with wave theory is the "fluid dynamics", where we can debate which is the cause and which is effect without any conclusion. Fluid dynamics is generally accepted as an ocassional event mostly on weekends (And for few who believe that meaning of "Ocassion" is a rare occurence i would like to correct them that sometimes it comes as frequently as 5 times a week). This is the only theory which helps us understand multiple other theories easily and loud music acts as a catalyst.

If you dont believe read the startling news below which could not have been proved without the help of "fluid dynamics"....

"You can still have an erection once dead (Angels lust)"

  • A death erection (sometimes referred to as "angel lust") is a post-mortem erection which occurs when a male individual dies vertically or face-down with the cadaver remaining in this position. If an individual dies vertically such as in a hanging, the blood will settle in the legs and pool at the feet. This causes the blood vessels and tissues in the feet to engorge to their greatest elastic capacity and hold the greatest volume of blood possible. This effect occurs right up the legs although to a lesser extent than the feet and is also notable at the waist. The blood which remains in the torso attempts to move to a lower position due to gravity, and as the blood in the waist (which cannot move down due to the legs being full) causes the penis, consisting of erectile tissue, to fill with blood and expand. This is the death erection. As long as the body remains in this position the effect will continue.

Just as i thought of closing this article with this wierd fact i want some one to explain as to Why ice floats in water? or rather why it has to be so?

More to come!

Happy reading!

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